What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

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No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do women change that much more with age?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Just Forget it!

What problems do you face in everyday life?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Reds star Elly De La Cruz homers after learning of the death of his sister - AP News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Top Red Sox prospect Roman Anthony hits 497-foot grand slam, longer than any HR in MLB this season - Yahoo Sports

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are white women so hard to date?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

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