What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:00

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
The Fastest Speed That Humans Have Traveled Is 39,937.7 Kilometers Per Hour - IFLScience
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Why do women change that much more with age?
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Cavs to acquire Lonzo Ball in trade with Chicago Bulls - Cleveland.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Just Forget it!
What problems do you face in everyday life?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Reds star Elly De La Cruz homers after learning of the death of his sister - AP News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are white women so hard to date?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.